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bottombaron · 2 years ago

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i think it's kind of funny that Nandor waited outside a Panera Bread like Batman for who knows how long

but he also knew the whole time that if he really wanted to find Guillermo, all he had to do was go to his mom's house

bitch was fucking hoping to have a dramatic sexy fight in an allyway with Guillermo where Guillermo (not Patton Oswalt) would have changed his mind with a kiss

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #that bitch was never going to kill him he just needed to make an attempt because he's dramatic #watch me lick up these scraps ive been here before #nO BuT SRsLY???#he literally spent days “im looking for Guillermo to visit this Panera Bread” aND THe INSTANt #the very iNsTANT #he decides “nah we cool”#WHICH IS LITERALLY ONLY AFTER GETTING THE BLOOD LUST OUT BY KILLING PATTON OSWALT #he suddenly cheat-codes getting to Guillermo in like a half an hour #yeah uh huh yeah

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